Just for laughs, a "story" from the Weekly World Inquisitor quotes an alien on why they won't make crop circles in GMO fields:
Just imagine — we accidentally pick up a few seeds on our undercarriageand take them home without knowing. They could spread like wildfirethen and we'd end up paying Monsanto an annual fee just to grow flooblebeans on our own planet. Madness.
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